Dont have sex in the dark
2006-09-04 01:27:01There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband insisted on turning the lights off. Well after 20 years, the wife felt it was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in a middle of a wild, screaming romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery operated pleasure device.....a vibrator!
Soft wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"YOU impotent bastard!" she screamed, "How could you be lying to me all this years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and says calmly.
"I'll explain the toy.......you explain the kids!"